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ROB PATTINSON RECEIVES ONE MILLION ‘RECIPROCAL AFFAIR’ CREDITS FOLLOWING K-STEW BETRAYAL

Hollywood, CA (August 18, 2012) File this under: sympathy gifts Rob Pattinson likely won’t be donating to local hospitals and senior citizens homes. The Twilight superstar was just gifted one million credits to pursue an eternity of affairs fitting only … Continue reading

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‘TEAM RUPERT’ TAKES THE LEAD..? The Philandering Film Maker Finds a Whole New Fan Base

Hollywood, CA (August 2, 2012) While Charlize Theron and the rest of the free world have expressed their sympathy for Robert Pattinson in the wake of the Kristen Stewart cheating scandal, a dating site that facilitates affairs says the majority … Continue reading

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Hollywood’s Highest Paid Actress Kristen Stewart Commits the Ultimate No-No

Hollywood, CA (July 26, 2012) As Hollywood reels (and Twihards everywhere remove their plastic fangs in protest) from the news that Kristen Stewart committed the ultimate A List indiscretion with her Snow White helmer, one man is not at all … Continue reading

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