Hollywood, CA (July 26, 2012) As Hollywood reels (and Twihards everywhere remove their plastic fangs in protest) from the news that Kristen Stewart committed the ultimate A List indiscretion with her Snow White helmer, one man is not at all surprised by the news of this epic betrayal. “Pattinson was in trouble from the word go,” says AshleyMadison.com Founder & CEO Noel Biderman. “Professional environments are where un-professional acts most often occur. Celebrities in particular have more temptations due to long hours spent with attractive co-stars. The same way she fell for Rob filming Twilight, she fell for her director during her follow up project.”
According to the dating site designed for those already in relationships, the Hollywood harlot is not much different from the average woman. 22% of women admit to having had an affair at work, with over 90% of women specifically schtupping their bosses or someone more senior at the office, a la K-Stew. Added Biderman, “Ms. Stewart is also following another rising trend amongst female adulterers – having affairs within the first 3 years of their relationship.” According to Biderman, 5 years ago only 2% of the women on AshleyMadison.com were having affairs in their first 3 years of marriage. That number has grown to 14% in 2012 or a 600% increase.
