Ashley Madison Puts $1 Million Bounty on Tim Tebow’s Virginity

April 24, 2012 (New York, NY) – Conservative quarterback Tim Tebow is as famous for taking a knee on the field as he is for not scoring off the field. Notorious infidelity dating website wants to know just how innocent Tebow really is — and they’re willing to pay big to anyone with proof that he’s been getting busy in the sack.   The site is willing to bet $1 million that Tebow has been using his infamy from this year’s football season to get some ladies in the sack. If any woman has proof that she knows Tebow in a biblical sense, she is invited to contact [email protected] . founder and CEO Noel Biderman says Tebow should embrace his status as a sex symbol. “Sports and sex (and of course, infidelity) go hand in hand. If Mr. Tebow is indeed abstaining from adult relationships, I would encourage him to find a nice lady or two and enjoy his youth and fame as much as possible. We are beyond the days where pre-marital sex has a social stigma, and it is my hope that soon we will also feel the same about infidelity. I guarantee that no man of Tim Tebow’s stature could survive a season in New York without succumbing to the temptations of the city (i.e. pull a Brett Favre).”

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